On who you are. What you think. What you like, hate, want, aspire to be. There’s so much of it. Advertising. Social media. News media. Family. Friends. Your work environment. Before all this, though, there’s TV.
Fiction. Non-fiction. Animation.
Before you join the workforce, or the social media realm, or even the dating world, these influences have prepackaged you to an extent. Like to partake in fisticuffs and treat your lady as a prize? Perhaps you watched a fair share of Popeye.
Live in a land of make-believe, and change your shoes when you get home?
Chase your rival with mallets, butcher’s knives, and explosives? Watch Tom & Jerry or Roadrunner much? I avoided a life of reality avoidance and violence with blunt objects and blades, but fictional characters definitely made their presence known to me.
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Whether it was for better or worse is up to society and a handful of therapists and perhaps local law enforcement to decide.
Here are four fictional characters – and one real person – who made their impact on my impressionable years. Honorable mention goes to the likes of Maddie Hayes of Moonlighting fame, Jesus, and Cookie Monster, incidentally.
1. Maxwell Smart.
Why? When I was a kid, I just thought he was funny. And still successful. As an adult, he proved to me that you can bumble a bit, and still be a champ. Belittled by your peers, but still crack the case.
He can botch the works, miss it by THAT much, and still have an Agent 99 just roll her eyes and say, “oh, Max!”, and love you anyway.
The gadgets helped. If T-mobile offered a shoe phone with a two-year renewal, I’d sign up. Even if they didn’t come with the cuff link cameras.
2. Jim Zorn.
Why? First off, he’s left-handed, like me. Second, he played for my favorite childhood team, the Seattle Seahawks, an expansion NFL franchise that played in a dome and uniforms in my favorite colors.
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Before I knew what the word “improvisation” meant, I watched Jim Zorn scramble and sling and slide and lead the Seahawks to, if not victory, at least a pretty decent highlight reel. That’s me, in life: I might not always win, but it’s usually an entertaining attempt.
3. Indiana Jones
Why? It feels like I’ve talked about Indiana Jones every week.
My parents said when I was a little kid, I wanted to be Steve Austin – you know, the Six Million Dollar Man. I even told a grocery store cashier my name was Steve Austin when she asked me (nothing like getting a head start on awful pickup lines).
But Indiana Jones represented more than good machinery – he’s brave, intelligent, quick on his feet, and, I’m convinced, could kick ass against a trio of Crocodile Dundee, Honk Kong Fooey and Slater from Saved by the Bell, even.
4. Judy Jetson
Why? My first official crush. See, my friends didn’t have cute big sisters. Two had mean big brothers. They taught me a lot of stuff I’m glad to have forgotten. Judy, though … she was flighty, had that dreamy/obnoxious voice, flitted around like a teenager.
I wasn’t even jealous when she drones on and on about one cute boy after the next at her star school, but maybe I should have been.
Maybe she would have noticed. Being a 20th-century kid never felt so tragic.
5. Agent 99
Why? Understand, I was a 70s kid, watching something simultaneously cool and funny in “Get Smart.” Agent 99 was, well, an agent! She had all the special-agent gadgets and tools, and all the fashion impeccability a kid younger than 10 could understand.
And she was all girl. Those eyelashes. That voice.
The most endearing thing, for me as an 8-year-old or me at 40, was that whenever Max screwed something up, was utterly wrong, or managed to combine both foibles into one, she’d just shake her head, bat her eyelashes, and say, simply … “Oh, Max.”
If you’re an aspiring bumbling hero, this appeals to you.
I love TV. For me it was Marcia Brady. And I was always torn between Sabrina and Kelly from Charlie’s Angels. Now, since you read my blog, you know…it’s Tim Riggins all.the.way. I’d like to be Lyla but it’s Tim I love. 🙂
TV was the great babysitter for us. Sure, we could have read books. And as a kid, I didn’t know Tabitha’s bad-girl sister, Sabrina, was still Elizabeth Montgomery, with a wig. I know that’s not the same Sabrina you’re talking about, but since we’re on 60s/70s TV …
I think you should get a Tim Riggins tattoo.