A Parent’s Christmas, in 6 Words

Photo by HMP
Photo by HMP

It’s Christmas Eve, and I’m sick – and I don’t mean like Tony Hawk.

The holidays are here, and just as I found that spirit coursing through my veins – was it the bowl of sugar-cookie dough chilling in the fridge? My admission that I’d definitely split a pizza with Jan from the Toyota commercials? – I get horse-collar-tackled by a rogue virus.

A Santa makes his rounds, I find myself with Vapo Rub on my chest, fever rousing me before it’s time to make the donuts, and the realization that the fam might have to do it without me today.

I’m happy to share on this very Christmas morning our latest edition of 6 Words. It’s the Christmas special. I’m not talking the Full House or Growing Pains Christmas specials – I mean the Hemingway-prodded means of getting you all to condense the season.

To six words, in fact.

Happy holidays, y’all, and thanks for the contributions and massive sharing you tend to do for these. I want to make them monthly in 2014, if it doesn’t spoil the magic. I assume it won’t. Pizza Friday sure hasn’t lost its appeal despite faithful observance.

Six words to describe Christmas as a parent

1. “Paper flying in a three-minute blitzkrieg.”

Nicole G., author of Work in Sweats Mama blog

2. “Five minutes for mom and dad.”

C. Lee, co-author of Helicopter Mom and Just Plane Dad blog

3. “The love of my life, here.”

Carrie, author of Lead Our Lives blog

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4. “No, really, I love the sweater.”

Heidi F., author of Heidi’s Wanderings blog

5. “Food, love, warmth, hope, for everyone.”

Alison L., author of Writing Wishing blog

6. “I miss having pre-schoolers at Christmastime.”

Leslie P.

7. “Lies about Santa, lessons about Jesus.”

N.J. R., author of A Cookie Before Dinner blog

8. “Remembering how it feels to believe.”

Tricia, author of Raising Humans blog

9. “Grab him, he’s eating the paper!”

Jennifer M., author of Mommyhooddom blog

10. “Cookie decorating with toddlers? Really, Santa??”

Meredith S., author of The Mom of the Year blog

11. “Crap! Did you move the Elf?!”

Sharon Z., author of Mommy Verbs blog

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12. “Ornaments cluttered together, higher each year.”

Amy F., author of Funny is Family blog

13. “Make it happen, Santa’s magic flows.”

Beth, author of I Didn’t Have My Glasses On…. blog

14. “Hectic, crazy, insane, yet magically wonderful!”

Janine H., author of Janine’s Confessions of a Mommyaholic blog

15. “Experiencing Christmas joy day after Christmas.”

Kathy R., author of My Dishwasher’s Possessed blog

16. “Watching their eyes light up with joy.”

Susan Z., author of Everything Susan blog

17. “Make Christmas perfect. Don’t go broke.”

Melissa S., author of Home on Deranged blog

18. “Christmas lights illuminate all people’s hearts.”

Tamara G., author of Confessions of a Part-Time Working Mom blog

19. “Fictional character gets all the credit.”

Raine V., author of Pursuit of Peace blog

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20. “Up too early, but worth it.”

Sheena, author of Not a Punk Rocker blog

21. “Stressful shopping. Smiles totally worth it.”

Roxanne P., author of Unintentionally Brilliant blog

22. “Too many challenging “Assembly Required” gifts.”

Marcia D., author of Menopausal Mother blog

23. ” Joy is Christmas through their eyes.”

Jennifer L., author of Outsmarted Mommy blog

24. “33, and excitedly waking before them.”

Tamara B., author of Tamara Camera blog

25. “Chaos surrounds moments of snow-dusted magic.”

Angela A., author of Reviewing Life … One Book at a Time blog

26. “Sharing traditions and making lasting memories.”

Jennifer S., author of Jenn’s Midlife Crisis blog

27. “The lights! Warm home. Everyone together.”

Sarah R., author of The Little Whale blog

28. “Fun for dads, work for moms!”

Lisa and Ashley, authors of The Dose of Reality blog

29. “Parents’ crazy planning prompts magical joy.”

Katy C., author of Experienced Bad Mom blog

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30. “Jewish parents sleep in on Christmas!”

Dana H., author of Kiss My List blog

31. “Watching kids’ joy: My favorite gift.”

Rabia L., author of The Lieber Family blog

32. “Crying for many reasons at once!”

Allie B., author of Vitatrain 4 Life blog

33. “Hours wrapping presents destroyed in seconds.”

Jennifer W., author of Pink When blog

34. “Peace out, I’m leaving with Santa!”

Tiffany, author of Gladiator in Heels blog

36. “Delighting in my children’s Christmas joys.”

Kerith S., author of Brielle and Me blog

37. “Santa brings presents, joy, and leverage!”

Leanne S., author of Writings and Ruminations blog

38. “Joy, stress, tradition, giddy, family, home.”

Kate H., author of Can I Get Another Bottle of Whine blog

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39. “Chaotic quest for the perfect present.”

Caroline, author of High Heels 2 Hidden Toys blog

40. “Baking, making, learning, traditions and memories.”

 Heather P., author of Work From Home With Kids blog

41. “Baking, shopping, decorating, hoping they remember.”

Penelope G., author of Penelope’s Oasis blog 

42. “Toys, paper, bows, remember the reason.”

Rachel A. author of Yellow Tennessee blog

43. “Don’t cry when you see Santa!”

Jenn P., author of Ever After in the Woods blog

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44. “Christmas: Learning, exciting, holy and magical.”

Jamie J., author of Kreyv blog

45. “Anticipation, excitement, delight, gratitude, joy, love.”

Stephanie R., author of So I’ve Been Thinking blog

46. “Baby Jesus would love my pancakes.”

Eli P., author of Coach Daddy blog

47. “Love came down; pass it on.”

Rory, author of Time Out for Mom blog


    1. Thanks Kathy – it’s a blast to round them up, too. I was hoping Santa would fix me up on his way through – but it reeks of pipe smoked and fish sticks in the living room, which tells me he was probably already here.

      And I still feel like the ‘before’ dude in a Nyquil commercial.

      Happy holidays, Kathy!

    1. Thanks Kate. I try not to ask the same person every time, and get a good mix for each one. Some contributors use their powers for good, others for evil.

      Glad you liked it, and thanks for playing along! Merry Christmas to you, too. Pass the Nyquil. Or bourbon. Either/or.

  1. So cool, Eli! It’s neat to see all the different perspectives.
    Thanks for including me! (#9)
    Merry Christmas & I hope you get well soon so you can make the pancakes:)

    1. Thanks Jennifer – it’s amazing to see the good and evil we can achieve in just six words! Glad this batch included you. Merry Christmas to you, too, and I think the team will bench me for this all-important pancake duty this morning.

      Germ boy just might have to get waited on!

    1. Thank you Indira. Merry Christmas to you. I waited for a knock on the door yesterday – on Christmas Eve day – for the delivery of the last gift by U.S. Mail!

      Mission Accomplished.

    1. Thanks Jen – I’d been wishing for a sick day to stay home and watch dad-like movies from the couch, but I had no idea I’d have to be THIS sick and that it would happen to come on Christmas!

      So glad you got in on this one. Merry Christmas, Jen.

  2. Dude — you got the Man-Cold for Christmas!? bummer. LOL
    This is beautiful and funny and sprinkled with truth……and a bit of magic; but mostly love.
    Which oddly – is rather like Christmas.
    Wishing you all that good stuff and more on this most wondrous of nights!
    Merry Christmas to you and your family. Thanks for making us think like Hemi. 🙂

    1. Here’s the thing – I never, ever get sick, and i’d wished out loud recently for a sick day to sit at home and watch guy movies in peace and quiet.

      But on Christmas?

      I knew this post would be a good combination of all the chaos and beauty that is parenting the last week of December. Despite the virus, I’m quite blessed.

      Merry Christmas to you too, Rory. I’ll tip back some sort of medication to our friend Ernest today.

  3. Love so many of these!! They never disappoint. So sorry you’re sick!? That is wrong on so many levels.
    I also really love the pic of Tebow & baby Jesus. That, to me, is the magic of Christmas:-)

    1. Not a bad collection, eh? It’s amazing what everyone comes up with. I’m spending the holiday solo, watching Cat Blanchett moves and NBA basketball. On another day of the year, that might be considered a victory.

      Glad you liked the Tebow and Baby Jesus! He was part of our manger scene, and how could I not share that with the world?

  4. Merry Christmas, Eli!! I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Rest up and enjoy the magic from a safe distance on the couch. Thanks for including me!!

    1. Merry Christmas to you too, Rabia. At the moment, the Ibuprofen and such is speaking the loudest, so I don’t feel all too shabby. I hope I don’t give the gift of virus this year!

      Thanks for playing along.

  5. Love it! Another Great collection of classic memories in six words. If you read them all together, like a paragraph, it describes this season beautifully. Thanks for including my silliness. 😉

    So sorry you are sick. I can commiserate, having come down with a bug two days ago. I am muscle-ing through, faking some smiles and keeping the traditions intact. As a matter of fact, here’s another six words: Monkey bread is in the oven! Merry Christmas!

    Feel better soon!

    1. Thanks Sharon! People came through in a big way, as always. The season definitely includes all the love and chaos you see before you. Glad you were part of it.

      My day has consisted of an incredible Christmas morning, enjoyed from a safe distance, a Cate Blanchett movie (with a January Jones surprise!), and a grilled cheese sandwich.

      You feeling better? Moms are pretty good at muscling through to keep things rolling. I swear I heard symphony music when I read about the monkey bread.

      I think that’ll cure what ails me.

      Merry Christmas, and thanks, Sharon!

      1. Sounds like you have done a fair job of muscling through yourself! Moms and Dads…we make the best of things! Especially on big days like this. 🙂 Monkey bread is pretty amazing…so is a good nap on the couch while A Christmas Story plays over and over and over in the background. Merry Christmas to you and yours, too!

  6. Eli, once again you struck gold here and seriously thank you so much for letting me humbly be a part of this. I so hoping you are feeling better today and Merry Christmas to you and your family, too!! 🙂

    1. I’m honored to have you here as a six-worder and a guest poster. That means you can take two slices of pizza on your first trip through the line – amazing perks.

      Thanks for the wishes for good health – I think I’ll just have to enjoy Christmas with the fam as soon as I’m not feverish (and contagious).

  7. love the interesting mix, eli. thanks for letting me be a part of it all. i’m hoping you feel better soon, and until then, and let them wait on you hand and foot, happy christmas to all of you ) beth

    1. It’s like the ultimate buffet, isn’t it Beth? Glad you brought your own dish. I’ve wanted to keep the girls as far from me as possible – what dad wants to give the kids a nice virus?

      Merry Christmas!

    1. Merry Christmas to you and your beautiful girls too, Nicole. You were clutch, the leadoff hitter – that’s no small feat. Everything came off without a hitch – but with me on the couch.

  8. Eli, hope you are feeling better soon! Thank you again for including me – love reading the responses from everyone. Hope you are able to enjoy the day despite the cold!

    1. Thanks Steph! Thanks also for tossing your sentence into this crazy mix. For solitary confinement, this hasn’t been such a bad Christmas – and I just remembered there are sugar cookies in the kitchen that aren’t going to eat themselves.

  9. Baby Jesus..and I would love your pancakes.
    Feel well fast! This list is fantastic. Heart tugging AND hilarious – the perfect festive mix.

    1. I think he would too, you know? And I know you would.

      The worst part about being sick these last couple of days is the dearth of hugs and kisses to the girls. I miss those.

  10. Merry Christmas, Eli! Hope you are feeling better soon – I hear that the TBS marathon of A Christmas Story is good for whatever ails you.

    1. Merry Christmas, Dana. I don’t get TBS, so I’ve had to settle for Cate Blanchett and Oklahoma City Thunder vs. New York Knicks. Naps and cookies have come into play, too.

    1. They’re so much fun they’re now a monthly thing. You nailed it on yours – so long as the kids stay a safe distance from germ-boy dad!

      Merry Christmas to you and yours, too.

    1. I’ll try! The coughing makes me feel like I have rock-hard abs (Marie laughed out loud at that one) and my temp keeps going up. But I had a plate of heavenly lasagna and got to watch two basketball games on TV.

      Life is good.

      1. I can believe it. There’s nothing quite like the smell of vicks. I hope you shake it soon Mate, we don’t want it developing into man-flu.

      2. Would you believe, mate, I forgot to do it again last night! It sort of feels flu-like right now, although I felt good when I got up this morning. Now things are starting to ache again.

        Merry Christmas, mate.

      3. Get well Mate, remember it takes 2 weeks to get rid of if you go to the doctor. Or a fortnight if you stay at home and treat it yourself.

      4. A hot rum toddy is good though. Big shot of rum, teaspoon of honey top up glass with hot water. After one of them you don’t even care what’s showing on TV.

  11. I’m sorry to hear Vincent the Christmas Virus (it’s a great holiday song – look it up on Youtube) has been visiting your house too. So far we’ve given Hubby a wide berth and a box of wipes and we’re ok. Love #46…you’re probably right! Christmas blessings!

    1. Jennifer, Raine, Sharon and Ashley/Lisa write incredible blogs you should check out, if you haven’t already. Although I will say it’s fun for we dads because our our generally chill nature. Don’t hate us.

    1. Merry Christmas to you, Debbie. It’s early Thursday morning, but I think I just might be on the mend – no fever, fewer aches! Yes, my readers are a creative lot, and asking them to participate in these is a public service – it keeps them off the streets!

      I’m about to send you an email with the 6 Words prompt for January. Here’s to an awesome 2014.

    1. Thanks Leanne – I think the fever’s broken, so it’s just getting the aches and stuffed up head out of the way too.

      Glad you liked the collection! I think you’ll like the next one too – it’ll be a bit tougher, but you can do it.

    1. Marie took that shot! The Tebow action figure is Grace’s. Conveniently, you can position him in a Tebow, and what better place to Tebow than before baby Jesus?

      I figure it can’t be that bad, because I’m sure God and Jesus are pretty big Tebow fans, too. So much so that I bet they wished the Saints would sign him.

  12. I love these! I must have missed this one! My favorite is #3…that’s what Christmas is all about to me. I like the quiet time with family. I hope you and your family had a wonderful Christmas and that you are feeling better too!

    1. I’ll get you in on the next one, Michelle. It’s kind of random, by design, to get some in the tribe and some from new neighborhoods every time.

      It was an isolated Christmas, but we’re making up for it today with movies on the couch. At arms length.

  13. As always, lots of fun to be included and wonderful to read the submissions from everyone else. Good to know that we’re all going a little crazy! 🙂 Now, on to New Year’s!

    1. There’s that age we want to plop them in the middle of it, when all they want to do is put any of it right in their mouths! I think this ends by age 17 or so.

      Thanks Kristi – still fever-ridden and Vicks-laden, and hoping for a better Friday!

    1. I read you’re supposed to spray a toddler with a spray bottle when the reach for ornaments, and that takes care of everything. I think John Rosmond said it.

      Glad you were in the mix, Raine!

  14. What a fun post!! Love them all. Thank you so much for including me. I can’t believe I missed it on Christmas. Hope you are feeling better and that you got to have some fun with your kids! Thanks again!

    1. Glad you liked it, Kathy! They all turned out stellar. I’m glad you played along this time. I knew it would get missed on Christmas day, because people had other things to do!

      I’m having fun with the kids, despite day 6 on the sick couch! I hope I’m better in time to take them to see some Christmas lights.

    1. It’s a blast, and I hope the government doesn’t try to restrict it somehow in 2014. Yeah, crap is right. I’m still sick, and have nearly two weeks off of work – I didn’t expect to spend it with cough drops and tissues and thermometers on the couch!

      Hope you and yours are over your Christmas virus gift, too. Let’s be all healthy.

    1. It’s like trying to pick out the best of the Christmas cookies – you can have all you want, but it’s hard to know which was is best.

      I’m fever free, and just kinda coughy and snuffly, so I’m about a day away from my old self. Thanks Tricia!

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