Who We’d Give a Million Dollars to, in 6 Words

One million dollars. Notice: This post won’t reference Dr. Evil’s famous demand for one million dollars in the Austin Powers movie. I’ve never seen the damn thing. Seems kind of dumb. It’s one of those pop culture things a curmudgeon like me just didn’t get into. Kind of like the Harlem Shake, The Walking Dead,… Continue reading Who We’d Give a Million Dollars to, in 6 Words

What We’d Do with a Day at Home, in 6 Words

I was thisclose. I had it all mapped out for today. Ferris Bueller-esque. Minus the crumpled sports car and parade-float karaoke. Today, Nov. 30, is Stay Home Because You’re Well Day. Disc golf and a library trip would’ve filled mine. So, too, frozen pizza and Elizabeth Banks. Elizabeth Banks movies, anyway. Then I got the email notification, at 8:10… Continue reading What We’d Do with a Day at Home, in 6 Words

The Matches We’d Like to Make, in 6 Words

Like The Greg Kihn Band says, “they don’t write ‘em like that anymore.” Check out this old-school ad for Reeses’ Peanut Butter Cups. https://youtu.be/DJLDF6qZUX0 Forget the fact that a woman would prance down the boulevard chomping from a jar of peanut butter with her bare hands (dreamy as it sounds.) Forget the creepy old dude who… Continue reading The Matches We’d Like to Make, in 6 Words