Go Ask Daddy About Despicable Zebras, Cheek Smacks and High-Dollar Tickets

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photo credit: Kalexanderson via photopin cc

I’ve avoided all Super Bowl coverage this week.

It involves highlights of past games. Moments immortalized for all time. There are incredible clips, of Joe Namath’s brash prediction, the crowning jewel of the Miami Dolphins’ perfect season.

The Giants’ Eli Manning destruction of the New England Patriots’ bid for another undefeated year.

It includes footage of Denver Broncos woes, shots of Craig Morton getting sacked, guys named Timmy Smith and Joe Morris ripping the Orange Crush defense, and, 55-10, the final score of a nightmarish Super Bowl  with the San Francisco 49ers.

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Go Ask Daddy About Punt Catching, Screen Smashing and all ‘the Rest’

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Some say to punt is to give up.

GAD GRAPHICI’m not so sure. In football, when you stop a team on third down (or second down in Canada, right Rory?), you force them to punt. Force them, they say. Well, it’s a choice to punt.

Sometimes, you go for it – you take a chance that you can pick up a first down, and risk turning the ball over.

In American football, it’s all strategery. You punt on fourth down (third in Canada, right Rory?) to avoid giving up possession of the ball too close to your goal line. We do this in life, too.

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