🈁 Guest Post: Tony of A Way With Words, on His Father

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photo credit: Pedro Vezini via photopin cc

My friend Tony Roberts has a way with words.

He’s a writer and a teacher. He’s also a bit of a moral policeman and the blog world is his precinct. Months ago, I posted a video of NFL assistant coach Rob Ryan on my blog. It was a short video depicting his sideline antics and Santa-esque silver flowing hair.

It contained a bad word in the title – the F word, in fact.

Tony calmly commented that it was the wrong message to send. I normally don’t use the F word – well, on my blog. Tony, being a writer and reader I respect as a mentor, has some clout when it comes to my content. Down came the F word.

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Guest Post: Aunie, From Aunie Sauce, on Fatherhood

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photo credit: Infiltration: Jawa In Disguise via photopin (license)

My girls have the best mom for them.

I knew that early. You could see it. Motherhood was a calling for her, and so much that she did before becoming a mother indicated that: Her desire to make a career of being a mom, woman-upping for natural childbirth, advocating for minimal vaccines and a loving connection with our girls.

The strong, loving girls I get to coach today are a result of that.

My guest poster today has that look of rookie promise, too.

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5 for Friday: Go Ask Daddy About Mechanically Separated Meat, Things that Sparkle and Penalty Kicks that Last for Days

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photo credit: #22/366 Meet The Squad via photopin (license)

I take for granted readers know what the heck Go Ask Daddy is all about.

Every time (OK, 67% of the time) my girls ask me a question, from what our brains are made of to the elements of quicksand to stuff about the Avengers, I jot it down in a handy yellow notebook that never leaves my side.

Each Friday, I select a random assortment of questions, hit Google like a champ, and disperse the knowledge. To the entire world.

This week, we’re looking into all kinds of cool stuff, such as skater physics and big green dudes on the silver screen.

1. What’s in hot dogs?

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photo credit: Mr Jaded via photopin cc

Not dog. Usually.

This is timely, because July is National Hot Dog Month, according to the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council (I’m not a member, no, but, call me, Council. Call me.)

Not surprisingly, hot dogs are government-regulated, and can contain:

  • No more than 30 percent fat or 10 percent water
  • No more than 3.5 percent can be non-meat binder, such as cereal, dried whole milk or non-fat dry milk or …
  • 2 percent isolated soy protein

This allows room for other things, such as mechanically separated chicken or turkey (blended meat and bone bits), pork (with no bones), corn syrup, beef (no bones), salt (about 480 milligrams, or a fifth of your daily allowance), potassium lactate, sodium phosphates, flavorings, beef stock, sodium diacetate, sodium erythorbate, maltodextrin, sodium nitrate, and extractives of paprika.

Let’s fire up the grill.

2. How do skaters stay on their feet on the half-pipe?

They rub potassium lactate on their boards.

Actually, it’s as simple as this:


Any questions?

You know how you kick your legs on the swings to go high enough to get yelled at?

That’s what the skater does when he crouches until he gets to the curve of the halfpipe, then raising up and lifting his arms. This increases his velocity with every pass, eventually giving him enough sick air to perform a narly trick.

3. What’s in a sparkler?

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photo credit: Pixel Addict via photopin cc

The same things that are in a hot dog.

No, the aspiration of the American sparkler are to shine a long time – as long as a minute (although our sparklers from the Target dollar bin didn’t seem to last that long, did they?)

Sparklers have substances that allow them to shine bright like Tony Hawk on a halfpipe:

  • An oxidizer
  • A fuel (usually charcoal and sulfur)
  • Aluminum, iron, steel or other metal powder
  • A combustible binder (shellac, starch or sugar)

It’s mixed with water, and dried on a stick.

When you light the end of it, you heat the metal flakes to shine and burn, giving off the sparks to oohs and ahhhs. Because the fuel and oxidizer are proportioned, it doesn’t go off like a firecracker, but rather burns slowly like electrified incense.

What kind of sparks would we get if we lit the end of a hot dog on fire?

4. Is there a Hulk movie?


Yes. But it wasn’t as good as The Avengers. You just can’t mess with a comic book storyline much and get away with it.

It came out in 2003. Only Elise can see it (it’s rated PG-13, so it’s stuff she sees and hears in high school.) I’ve never seen it. Jennifer Connelly is in it. That’s notable. Critics called it dark and depressing, but it’s tough to paint with sunshine the tale of a doctor cursed by mutant DNA to turn into a green monster anytime someone pisses him off.

We did love Hulk in The Avengers, and rumor is there’ll be a Hulk movie out in 2015.

Who ever thought it would take three daughters to turn me into a Marvel fan?

5. What’s the most penalty kicks they’ve taken in soccer?

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photo credit: Sad goalie via photopin (license)

Fifty. Can you believe that?

It took two days to complete the match.

In 2012, Two California high school teams, Bishop’s of La Jolla and San Diego Crawford, drew 3-3 in regulation and overtime, and went 21 rounds of PKs before the sun began to set on Day 1. The teams considered starting over the next day, but city rules said they had to finish the penalty kicks.

An incredible 29 rounds later, a Crawford shooter missed a kick his team needed to force a 30th round, giving Bishop’s the state title.

Speaking of hot dogs (we were, weren’t we?) check out the video below, what’s been called the worst penalty shootout ever. No hot dogs here.

penalty quote

😟 5 for Friday: Anxieties that struck me all at once in the high school drop-off line

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photo credit: Kalexanderson via photopin cc

High school.

See, I’m not the dad who fussed too much in the weeks leading to my oldest daughter becoming a high schooler. Why? Well, the inevitability is a factor. It’s not as if I can keep her from high school (short of just not dropping her off).

Me keeping her home to watch Ghost Adventures with me wouldn’t make me any less old.

It won’t grind to a halt the tumbleweed of progress, and I’d have to tote her around town to her menial job five days a week. Dads don’t worry about such eventualities until they’re right on us, like a heart attack.

Or a bad rash gone rogue.

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