Go Ask Daddy About Scrap Heaps, Clocks and Itchiness


Sometimes, a dude just has to switch girls.

The miles just catch up with a girl. It’s not her fault. It’s not like we don’t appreciate the miles and months and memories we spent together. You reach a comfort level. It’s hard to know where you end and she begins.

You meld together, learn each other’s idiosyncrasies. You’ve taken care of her. She’s taken care of you. You keep her in the style she’s accustomed to. You invest in her. You know how she feels, how she handles the curves of life.

She keeps you safe and sound.

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