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I think I have a solution.

It’s not to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. It’s not going to unite the Hatfields and McKoys. It’s not even good enough to allow Avalanche and red wings fans to eat calamari together.

But, I think I can rid the world of saggy pants.

You’ve seen it. Young folk with their pants down below their butt cheeks. It’s an act of defiance and a statement to society at large.