It’s been about a year since the great yogurt incident.
See, I dropped my vintage flip phone into a small vat of vanilla yogurt. See what happens when I try to be healthy? I wanted a slice of meat-lover’s pizza. I went all yoga-Dr. Oz-Mr. Goodbody healthy.
And all I got was a lousy flip phone with a darkened screen.
The phone would have bounced right off the pizza slice.