Whatâs your motivation?
It runs all over the place with kid soccer players. Some play for glory. Some play to get to the halftime and post-game snacks. Sadly, some play because their parents make them. Or they use soccer training sessions as elevated child care.
Each kid, though, can find motivation.
A girl I coached once â weâll call her Aspen â was the cutest kid on the Sting Rays. The Sting Rays were composed of a handful of hotshots from earlier unbeaten teams, kids with a drive and acumen and love for the game. Aspen came in after much of that glory, and just wanted to play.
She struggled to score, even in training.
âAspen,â I asked one afternoon at practice. âWhatâs your favorite snack?â
I want you to pretend that if you strike this ball hard enough, that a thousand strawberries will fly out of it.
(Donât you know food isnât far from coachâs mind. Ever.)
âStrawberries!â Aspen answered after .032 seconds of thought.
âI want you to pretend that if you strike this ball hard enough,â I said, from one knee, holding the ball between us, âthat a thousand strawberries will fly out of it.â
Aspen reared back and seared a shot â right past our top goalkeeper.
This is why I pretend thereâs an elevated grilled cheese waiting after I send in my taxes.
1. If you filled a soccer ball with helium, would it float?
When it talked, it would sound like Alvin the Chipmunk.
Sometimes, a proâs incredible shot comes under fire from critics whoâre convinced balls get doctored.
With Helium, you could bend it like Beckham and crush it like Carli. Sometimes, a proâs incredible shot comes under fire from critics whoâre convinced balls to get doctored. Helium is lighter than air, but stuffed into the rubber and leather casing of a soccer ball âŚ
It wonât matter. Your Adidas Brazuca will thud to the earth as if it had oxygen in it.
2. How many points is a dunk?
Itâs two â just a noisy, crowd-pleasing two.
Or is it? AÂ well-timed dunk can carry worth you canât see on a scoreboard. Letâs say the Toronto Raptors lead the San Antonio Spurs 95-85. The Spursâ Andre Miller hits a 3, then Matt Bonner blocks a shot, and Nanu Ginobli cans another 3. The fans rise to their feet.
After a shot-clock violation by crumbling Toronto, Kyle Anderson could tie it up with a fundamentally-sound layup. BUT ⌠should LaMarcus Aldridge cut through the lane for a two-handed power dunk, well, weâre all knotted up at 95.
Yet, the momentum has shifted.
Thereâs a collective âoh shit!â moment, and youâve nabbed a bit of their soul.
Points without points, I call them. It happens when a football team just misses a deep throw that could have gone for a touchdown. Or when one of you girls booms a shot that sails just over the crossbar.
Thereâs a collective âoh shit!â moment, and youâve nabbed a bit of their soul.
3. If your plane crashed in the water, would it be best to stay on top of the plane until it sinks?
Thoughts that percolate during our annual trip to the tropics ⌠howâd you know, kid?
A plane crashing into the water wonât land lightly. It wonât be easy to get on top of the plane. The force of the crash will probably push it underwater. If it was bad weather, well, itâs going to be tough to stand on a wing anyway. Ocean water isnât warm, either.
My best bet? Be near the exit door. I like to sit next to one because I think I can manage to not lose my shit in the event of an emergency. Iâll get on that life raft, too.
It doesnât hurt to have a guy like Sully Sullenberger at the helm of your plane, either.
4. Is Charles Schultz still alive?
Charlie Brown and Snoopy, lead characters for Schultzâs strip, gained a following of 355 million worldwide.
Cartoonist Charles Schultz died the night before his final Peanuts cartoon was published, on Feb. 12, 2000. His final strip was a farewell.
Charlie Brown and Snoopy, lead characters for Schultzâs strip, gained a following of 355 million worldwide. He did this for nearly 50 years. Joe Cool, one of several of Snoopyâs alter ego, is a hero of mine.
I had the coolest bed sheets in the neighborhood at age 5: Snoopy playing football.
I’ll use my favorite Charles Schultz quote at the end of this post.
5. When is the next meteor shower?
The Lyrid meteor shower runs April 16 to 25 â kind of like a county fair â but a coinciding full moon with blot out most of the fun.
The Eta Aquarids will fall May 4, but in the southern hemisphere. The Super Bowl of meteor showers, the Persieds, will rain down Aug. 11-14, when the Colorado Rockies will be entrenched in last place and youâll be sick of Target’s incessant back-to-school ads.
This sucks, right?
Itâs so worth it, though. Letâs plan on it. A blanket, snacks, and a good view. Thatâs enough motivation for me.
I have to try that idea of strawberries, but with watermelon as my older daughter absolutely loves watermelon. Seriously need to see what would get with that one now! Happy Friday, Eli đ
Sardines, saltines, poutine … hey, whatever works, Janine. Put her on my team. I know it’s Friday only because of Go Ask Daddy.
great quote. x
Ain’t it Rachel? He had some good ones, and I didn’t even know it.
I like that quote. What are the worrying Aussies supposed to think, though?
Snachs are always an excellent motivator, I agree. This month the very first Dunkin Donuts store opened in Switzerland. I took C yesterday for good behavior. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
It’s so true, Tamara. And I guess I don’t worry too much about the Aussies, being American, despite having Aussie friends. (It’s the American way.)
Grace conned me into a trip to Dunkin Donuts just last week. Do you like them better than Burger King donuts?
We don’t get Burger King donuts here. If I waited for good behavior, it’d be a while. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you too – here, we drink green beer and act the fool, and call it culture.
I have never had a BK donut, only Colin eats them. He thought the “Mr Happy Donut” was the BEST one he’s ever had in his entire life. Does this answer your question đ
PS: waiting may not be the most efficient way. I am all about “making it happen.”
We had a great couple of green days. It’s all on the blog.
How is it I remember the photo of him smiling eating a BK donut, yet I can’t find my car keys?
We don’t have a Mr. Happy Donut that i know of here, which is an abomination. He should write a donut review on your blog, Tamara.
I’ll be your blog soon.
Adore the quote and Peanuts is my favorite comic!
I bribe my teenagers with their favorite food to get painfully- annoying chores complete, is that bad?
Pretty classic, isn’t it Tiff? I believe it’s not bad at all to bribe your teenagers with their favorite food to get painfully-annoying chores complete – it’s a transaction, and if they deem the task worth it, isn’t that just commerce?
As an Aussie, that means I can breath a sigh of relief đ It’s Saturday and the time is 10:32am. I’m looking forward to a nice relaxing day.
Long as y’all are okay, so too are the rest of us, Lyn. How’s Sunday looking down there? Tell me it’s better than my Saturday looked earlier.
Blessedly cool! Autumn has finally arrived. After almost an extra three weeks of 35-38c temperatures, it’s a very welcome relief to be able to leave all the windows and blinds open in the middle of the day đ
It’s spring here, but today feels every bit autumn, Lyn. My doors were even frozen shut on my car this morning.
Pizza is motivation. Exit rows are the place to be. I remember crying when Schultz died the day before his last strip came out. The wind was knocked out like taking a soccer ball to the stomach. It would have felt that way even if the soccer ball was filled with a Noble Gas, like Helium. Cant remember when I saw a worthwile meteor shower. The most memorable one was shared with someone special. I’ll take your word for the dunk.
Have fun on your trip, Eli and girls! đ
Pizza definitely motivates. we’d take some out to watch a meteor shower.
I love the exit row. Quick escape and extra leg room. While I’m slightly motivated by food, a nice cold Coke will get me to do pretty much anything. We love meteor showers (and all things space). And the Peanuts crew are all knotted up with Calvin and Hobbes.
I never have to worry about needing extra leg room, Eric. Did it take a Coke to shovel the driveway?
Space is so cool, even if Pluto’s been demoted. That’s messed up, right?
I’m probably one of the few who okay with Pluto’s demotion. It’s smaller than our moon. It orbits on a different plane than the rest of the planets. Speaking of planes, my 5’6″ self doesn’t need extra leg room either, but it’s nice to have. And a cold Coke is the perfect motivation to shovel the driveway.
C’mon dude – as a fellow member of the Never Will Play Center in the NBA Club, I though you’d appreciate the mightiness of a tiny planet.
LOL Pluto is mighty. It’s small than our moon yet has 5 moons! It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, after all đ
omg ~ you hit so many topics currently close to home. lovely.
Jaye, there aren’t a whole lot of boundaries when it comes to these Go Ask Daddy posts.
Imagine kicking the ball so hard that strawberries come out – how clever! I love that. I hope that tip helped the little girl become a better soccer player.
Thanks Cascia! It’s about finding the motivation with kids. I’d love to know how she’s doing today – it was so long ago she played on my team.
Hahaha. Love it. And the quote too… We have a good day over here in Tomorrowland… the world is still turning. I will let you know when it would stop đ
Thanks Sandra. Glad you liked it! The quotes are fun to find. Please do let me know if the apocalypse strikes – I’ll want to make sure my last supper is a bacon double cheeseburger.
Hahaha. Will do đ