Guest Post: 💄 Michelle of Lipstick and Laundry, on Blogstacles

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Michelle Terry and I know the misery of loving awful baseball teams.

guest postOnly, hers isn’t so awful lately. The Kansas City Royals are in the MLB playoffs. The only way my Colorado Rockies could make the playoffs? If the commish inverted divisions and declared the last shall be first.

Michelle blogs at Lipstick and Laundry. It’s where she celebrates imperfection, one load at a time. She’s one of those bloggers/readers you can’t figure out why reads your stuff, but you’re glad she does. Gifted as a writer and photographer, Michelle’s post is evocative and call to her readers to share, too.

She’s here today to present a handful of blogging obstacles many of us face. As the soccer coach who has never played soccer, I’ll stand in as a sort of expert on the subject of getting past blogging obstacles.

I do it, every day. With good results? Well … I get around the obstacles.

Please give Michelle a warm CD welcome, and be sure to check out Lipstick and Laundry for yourself.

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photo credit: Tower of Terror, aka CDs (1) via photopin (license)

I met Coach Daddy a year ago through a mutual bloggy friend. We connected after I read his submission to My Life in 6 Songs featured at my friend’s site. We bonded over our children, a mutual love of baseball, and the Rocky Mountains.

When he asked if I’d be interested in a guest post, I may have peed myself. Even though Eli is humble, helpful and ultra-accessible, he’s a legend in these parts – the mind monkeys took over and started throwing poo at the mirror.

What do I have to offer? What would I write? Should it be funny? Serious? He has so many great readers who are also great writers – how can I live up to that?

But, in only the way he can, Eli talked me down off the ledge and bribed me with sugar. Our e-mails back and forth sparked the idea for this post. I am so honored to share this space with a “new” friend who feels like he’s been a constant pal for a very long time.

Here we go! First, let me lock up the monkeys and distract them with some bananas.


[ˈɒbstəkə͡l], [ˈɒbstəkə‍l], [ˈɒ_b_s_t_ə_k_əl]

  • That which stands in the way, or opposes; anything that hinders progress; a hindrance; an obstruction, physical or moral
  • Something immaterial that stands in the way and must be circumvented or surmounted


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photo credit: Berliner Höhenweg via photopin (license)

Boulders, mountains, gates, fences, walls, and DMV receptionists. Examples of natural and man-made obstacles that impede the journey between Point A and Point B. When I see an obstruction, I imagine American Ninja Warriors catapulting toward whirling foam hammers, and sky-high revolving ladders. Starting at the podium with high hopes only to meet their demise in the murky water below. With shoulders slung low and a missing smile, they sigh into the microphone, “I couldn’t get over it. I’d never met that obstacle before – I didn’t know what to do.”

There’s not a person reading who hasn’t encountered some form of obstacle. Some days, the obstacles reveal themselves, and muscle memory maneuvers us through or around the hurdles. Other days, the cards are held tighter to the chest, and we don’t realize that most obstacles exist in our brains. To me, nothing is more evident in this space than blogging/writing.

When Eli asked me to share my blogging challenges and questions, my immediate thought was, “How much time and space do you have?” followed by, “May I sit on your couch? Is it white? Will there be snacks?

America Ninja Warrior introduced six new competition obstacles. Like writers do, I used the poetic license and asked Eli to help us tackle how that applies in the blog-o-sphere.

1. Ninja: The Hour Glass Drop “the pinnacle of insanity.”

Blogger: I don’t have time to write!

Michelle: Some days, I’m lucky to get my face washed and kids out the door without landing myself in jail. How do you manage the time? How do you MAKE the time? How often do you write? How do you schedule your blog posts to maintain a semblance of consistency? Is consistency important? Am I asking you too many questions?

I won’t write because I haven’t had time to read my bloggy friends’ recent posts. It seems wrong for me to want others to read my stuff and I haven’t taken the time to read theirs!

Eli: I can take it! I manage time horribly. I can post after midnight, within 11 minutes give or take, three times a week, but can’t remember to take my pills or shave.

My blog schedule is as water-tight as the rest of my life is leaky:

  • Monday: Me. (Although I’ve given two weeks a month to #GirlsRock and #Q4KIDZ. I’ll move #Q4KIDZ to Friday and combine it with Go Ask Daddy to give me more time to write on my own blog. Yes, it’s come to that. I have 80+ Monday blog ideas waiting – many inspired by your blogs.
  • Wednesday: Guest posts. I have these scheduled out three months, usually. I love to share my space midweek.
  • Friday: Go Ask Daddy. Once, I scheduled a guest post on a Friday, and got friendly reprimands from blog friends. Never again, amigas. I hope you’ll like the melding of #Q4KIDZ and Go Ask Daddy. It’ll be like the jar of peanut butter with jelly swirled in. I hope.

Be consistent, for yourself. Stick to your voice, even in sponsored posts. I believe your readers ought to be able to tease you about at least three things, just because they know you so well through your writing voice.

And I get the writer guilt. If there’s a ratio to words written/words read, ignore it – unless it becomes 1100-0. You’ll know, though – because you’ll have no readers to worry about. And plenty of time to go read.

2. Ninja: The Walking Bar “the distance between spaces always changes.”

Blogger: I don’t know what to write

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photo credit: IMG_2313 via photopin (license)

Michelle: My area of expertise is in nutrition, but I don’t want to write about that. It’s b-o-r-i-n-g. What if I want to write about things like parenting and relationships? Or clowns and architecture? I have no degree or authority in any of those spaces. Is it still okay to write about those topics? Do I need to stay ‘on task’ and keep similar themes, or is it okay to shake it up a bit?

Eli: Federal law doesn’t prohibit you from writing about it all. I know “lifestyle blog” is overused, but we should strive for that. Parents have relationships. People in relationships can hate clowns.

Clowns can show interest in architecture and not give a hell about relationships. It’s all connected.

Authority? We’re swimming in the blog pool, not academia. What good is knowledge when you have a take on something? I’ll take the take. I’ll go to the encyclopedia or C-SPAN for knowledge.

Know where great ideas come from? Your comments. Your comment is nothing more than your twist on what the writer has said. Turn it more. Copy and paste it into a Word doc and see how you can expand on the idea.

I left this comment on Les’ post for Tuesday Coffee Chat on Ink Interrupted:

I love that Deflategate has tarnished the Patriots’ title and made the Seahawks look silly for losing to the tarnish. Maybe good will reign against evil for the next Super Bowl. You don’t think the Hamilton Tiger Cats do such things?

I can then spin on this, to write a post about good vs. evil. 11 examples of good and evil in the world today – who’s winning? I’d write it about sport and non-sport. I’ll include a link to Les’ post and a shout-out at the end.

I could also go on a rant on the 11 teams I can’t stand.

3. Ninja: The Flying Shelf Grab “they’re just mean like that.”

Blogger: What if nobody reads what I have to say?

Michelle: Maybe I should keep my mouth shut. What do I have to offer? Leave the blogging to experienced professionals. Nobody will hear my voice in a sea of individuals who sing so much better than I do.

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photo credit: NCA_3068 via photopin (license)

Eli: When a baseball slugger swings the bat, he doesn’t care where the ball lands. He just hits it as hard as he can. That’s how your writing should be.

If you believe you have nothing to offer – it’ll show in your post. Who among us are professionals? We’re the ultimate anarchy of amateurs, bloggers. We even pay to do it!

If not for a domain or kickass design from someone like Janine, then in sleep, relationships, time outdoors, general well-being … this is getting swampy.

Put your voice out there. In your case, it’s already admired. For those just starting or with the limited audience, you have to let it bake a bit. The post read most by far on Coach Daddy was born early in the process.

It was an angry rant against man. It gets tons of hits still. Trolls have even passed through. You never know who will find you on what day.

There’s beauty in checking your stats, noticing that you have a ton of hits on several pages, and realize they’re from one reader. Someone’s found you and went back to binge.

Now imagine if you’d tossed out those leftovers, or never made them in the first place?

4. Ninja: Bungee Road “you get a false sense of security.”

Blogger: What if somebody DOES read what I have to say?

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photo credit: National Zoo via photopin (license)

Michelle: Will people think I’m self-centered and egotistical? Do I sound like a know-it-all? Will I lose friends? What if my mom reads this and I used a 4-letter word? Is it okay to use 4-letter words?

What if I make somebody mad?

Can you pass me a towel? I just smeared some chocolate all over your white couch. Sorry.

Eli: They might. That’s up to them.

Ego comes into play if we ask for shares or comments, or to vote in this or that poll that will recognize us as the best mother/father/sister/donkey blogger in northeast central western Illinois.

Ego comes into play when you let comments pile up – and neglect to engage.

Ego comes into play when you don’t ever visit other blogs. If you lose friends over opinion in a post, I’ll side with your mom and grandma on this one – they weren’t friends worth having.

(If it’s because you posted a blog titled 10 ways my mom is dumber than a sack of beans, well, that’s another argument.)

I find that the blue language thing follows your guidelines in life. I can’t bring myself to drop an F-bomb on Coach Daddy.


Grace recently said “shit” because it was in song lyrics. I immediately Dad of the Year’ed her for it. “But you say it, daddy,” she challenged.

“Yes, but I’m a grown-ass man, with a lot of problems!”

(Some answers solve nothing if you’ve yet to notice. It made her laugh, though.) I’d venture to guess your mom knows you know the bad words, even the ones they use only on cable TV and rap songs.

If you make someone mad? Then you’re relevant. We read to associate, we read to feel. We write to associate, we write to feel. We do both to share. I’ll take anger over complacency any day.

5. Ninja: Tilting Slider “this took out a lot of people.”

Blogger: UGH! I have writer’s block!

Michelle: You’re finally comfortable with your space; you have an adoring and supportive audience and then. WRITER’S BLOCK! Is it contagious? Is it safe to hang out with other writers who have the curse? How long does it last?

Is there a cure? Do I need a doctor’s note?

Eli: Unless your fingers have been chopped at the first knuckle, there’s no such thing as writer’s block – I professed to suffer from it recently, then proceeded to writer’s block my way to 600+ words. It’s horseshit.

Just write.

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photo credit: 365::152 – putting it together via photopin (license)

Can’t get that first sentence? Think of if you were an old lady at the nursing home and just read a kickass article in Readers Digest. You have to lean over and tell your buddy what it’s about, before canasta starts.

What words do you use? How will you tell the story if you have to tell it clear and quick?

There’s your lead. It’s not often the polished product, but you can’t polish anything. Put the words on the page.

No doctor’s note is necessary. Writing is a conversation.

Open your mouth and get your fingers moving.

6. Bonus: Swinging Spikes

Eli: Give us your best one or two pieces of advice for new bloggers?

ESTABLISH YOUR IDENTITY | Who are you? What do others call you? This is how Coach Daddy came to be. you need that central character, and it needs to be you. Not the you who can’t parallel park – although, that’s endearing too. Pick the you that has the most to say.

FIRST READ, THEN WRITE  | Visit other blogs. Read them. Look at them. Don’t like so many ads? Love the look of a big-ass banner? Embarrassed to post your mug in your sidebar? Love a widget you see? Make these things your own, or banish them for life.

And read the words. Read how people express themselves. See how it looks on the page. Know that you’re writing for the web, and white space and short blocks of text are like that mis-cut extra-big slice of pizza you find before someone else does.

Write as if you want to preserve your readers’ eyes and keep them on your words.

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photo credit: 365::115 – write via photopin (license)

JOIN LINKUPS | Join linkups. Read and comment. Include your URL in the comment name, not in the comment. Never ask for visits. Open the doors and know they’ll come, eventually. Even the Blogess had a first reader. Now, look at her.

JUST WRITE | Just put your head down and write. Write YOU. Dig deep some days, other days, skim the surface. Don’t get caught up in the scoreboard. Those are just numbers. Value the connections. Those are the heart and soul of what we do.

Michelle: And, there you have it, folks. The insider tips from Ninja Eli, who has conquered the toughest of the tough. Whether it’s a Flying Shelf Grab off of the writing desk, or a tension-filled journey through Bungee Road, Eli knows the ropes.

And I will always pick him first for my team.

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  1. Absolutely awesome advice! Seriously, I would add I make time at the strangest moments, such as right now as I read and comment sitting in my parked car waiting to return into school for my younger daughter’s book fair time slot as I had twenty minutes in between the older one’s! But seriously thank you for the shoutout here and I mean it you nailed it today here 😉

    1. Eli Pacheco says:

      Glad you liked it Janine! I love your time management, too. Money spent on one of your designs is money well-spent. Just look at Tamara’s blog.

      1. You just made me smile more than you know and seriously I loved your post today!! 😉

    2. I concur on the strange reading times! The latest was while standing in line at the grocery store!! I’ll be over to check you out soon, Janine.

      1. Eli Pacheco says:

        You’ll love Janine’s stuff Michelle. She’s one of the bloggers who helped keep this place going in tough times.

      2. I checked her out. Any friend of yours is a friend of mine 🙂

      3. Eli Pacheco says:

        She had the honor of writing an intro to a guest post on my site while I took a week off – the guest post was written by a pig. Janine handled it marvelously.

    3. PS: LOVE your about page. Gorgeous family. Can’t wait to read more!

      1. Eli Pacheco says:

        And they’re Mets fans, not yankees fans, so there’s that.

      2. I love baseball fans….except the Toronto folks might kinda scare me. But, in a good way 🙂

      3. Eli Pacheco says:

        Could they really be any worse than dodgers fans?

      4. LOL! I know very little about the NL fans, and even less about the Dodgers. My major league exposure was to the Giants last year – I’m a huge fan of the Hunter Pence signs – he’s a pretty cool dude, too.

      5. Eli Pacheco says:

        It’s best when the dodgers and giants play against each other, because then they can beat each other up.

  2. A.PROMPTreply says:

    Excellent post and great advice on all counts!

  3. stomperdad says:

    You had me at “American Ninja Warrior”. I love the Devil’s Stairs myself. Well, not for me to do, I’d get wet. Anyway, great pieces of advice. This is pretty much how I got started. I wanted to write a blog so I started writing. Eventually, I created my own space with what I wanted to write about and made some great connections by going out and reading others. I’ll be re-reading this one again later!

    1. Eli truly knocked it out of the park on this one. We’ve been doing this for a while, right? I loved all of the advice kernels Eli provided. So cool to meet his friends, too!

      1. Eli Pacheco says:

        It’s a good band of bandits around here Michelle – I’m glad they’ll get to see what I do on your site, too.

      2. stomperdad says:

        I’ve “only” been blogging since January of this year. So I love any advice I can get my hands on. I haven’t gotten a huge following, but I didn’t really expect one, nor have I have really wanted one. But it’s great to have loyal readers and advice like this has led me to meet some great blog friends 🙂

      3. Eli Pacheco says:

        When two or more are gathered at your url …

      4. Eli Pacheco says:

        A following is nice; a tribe in your blog is incredible.

  4. NotAPunkRocker says:

    I was going to reprimand you for not warning about the clown picture, but having Michelle on here more than makes up for it. I love her, and not just because my team wins when she attends the KC home games.

    (it works out in her favor still: everytime KC plays in Baltimore and I attend, the O’s lose :-/ )

    Great take on likening blogging to Ninja Warrior. Where’s the prize money?

    1. And, I love you, too Sheena!!!
      And yes, where is the prize money??

      1. Eli Pacheco says:

        I will find a way to become ineligible for any prize money coming my way.

      2. Don’t forget to read the fine print!

      3. Eli Pacheco says:

        Gets me every time.

  5. ksbeth says:

    excellent advice for those of us who have our doubts and blog anyway )

  6. Lyn says:

    Eli, your guest posts are always entertaining, funny and even snortable-funny. Tried to go to Michelle’s blog, but the link isn’t working — it just goes to a page called “about blank” there’s nada 😦

    1. “Snort-able” funny for sure!
      Thank you for trying to visit my page – I have a feeling I was picking up laundry, dusting, and may have accidentally jammed the door shut. It’s all tidied up now 🙂
      I’ll be over to visit you, too Lyn!

  7. Archita says:

    Two of my favorite bloggers talking about blogstacles- I had to arrive, read, and leave a note. 🙂 Michelle and Eli, great inputs.

    1. Awwww…you are always so kind, my friend. 🙂

      1. Eli Pacheco says:

        No one ever says, “aw, man. one blogger I love and one I hate. So now I hate you both. g’bye.” I’m glad for that, but it would be entertaining, too.

  8. kismaslife says:

    This is brilliant and I am sharing with a friend who is struggling with the idea of creating a blog herself because it’s new and she fears she will suck at it, which she won’t. Always love the humor in these posts, so very refreshing. Great post, both of you.

    1. Thank you! One of the best things about this space is meeting other people and thinking, “You mean it’s not just me??”

      1. Eli Pacheco says:

        It beats trying to find other pages on the web and telling ourselves, “see, I don’t suck the MOST.”

  9. laurie27wsmith says:

    This is great with a capital G Mate. Wonderful to meet Michelle and read the sound advice.

    1. Eli Rocks!!
      Nice to meet you, too 🙂

      1. Eli Pacheco says:

        Laurie’s the big brother I never had, Michelle, and then some.

      2. laurie27wsmith says:

        He rocks and rolls, nice to meet you too. 🙂

      3. Eli Pacheco says:

        Or wears socks and eats rolls. Either/or.

      4. laurie27wsmith says:

        Either or indeed!!

  10. Excellent tips! I especially agree with the part about engagement. That’s what makes blogging so unique. If a post doesn’t start a conversation, I feel like I’ve failed. I cherish the friends that I’ve made through blogging (that’s you Michelle!). Blogging actually helped me get over my perfectionism because if I waited for a post to be perfect, I’d never hit publish. I just finished reading Elizabeth Gilbert’s Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear and I’ll never look at writing and creating the same way again. It’s a must read for anyone who is holding back on expressing themselves.

    1. Eli Pacheco says:

      Thanks for coming by Karen – I haven’t been to your place for a while, but will definitely fix that.

      I feel best about a post when the comments after it take on a life of their own.

    2. *Highlights “Big Magic” on my reading list.
      Blogging is what brought us together, Karen. It feels like we have been lifelong friends and that’s the absolute best. xoxoxoxo

      1. You will love that book!!! Get it!

      2. Eli Pacheco says:

        It feels like when everything works out at the end of an episode of “Facts of Life.” #CanYouFeelTheLove

  11. Some great advice here and love the collaboration.

    1. Marissa! Eli is so much fun to work with.
      Eli- if you don’t have a chance to visit Marissa this week, take a peek at my upcoming Monday post. Marissa is a truly talented poet and I get to steal her for a day!

      1. Oh, thanks for the plug Michelle! I’m looking forward to Monday!

      2. Thanks for the plug Michelle! I’m looking forward to Monday!

      3. Eli Pacheco says:

        Marissa’s definitely on my list, Michelle!

    2. Eli Pacheco says:

      Thanks Marissa – with life in general, I’m normally the source of the problems, not the solution.

      1. Then perhaps this is a small reversal.

  12. Charissa says:

    I always love your stuff, Michelle. Thanks for pointing me to Eli’s site. I’ve been in a blogging slump lately–or just a lazy slump (you choose) where my blog is concerned and have only done the reviews I have to for publishing sites to get free books. I have kind of dropped off on writing anything personal, but will have to change that soon. You inspire me, and Eli’s hints and tips were great fodder to chew on.

    1. BUT- you’ve been busy with your books! That’s REAL writing. I always love what you have to say- whether it’s on your blog or within the twists and turns of Suvi’s adventures. Like Karen, I am blessed to call you a true friend. You know I’m gonna find you in that beautiful state of yours next year. It’s my goal!

      1. Charissa says:

        I knew when I wrote my woes that you would find some way to make me feel all better about it–it’s just your gift. I would love to meet some day. That would be too much fun.

      2. Eli Pacheco says:

        So you’re both swiping left? Swiping left is good, right?

    2. Eli Pacheco says:

      The personal is what calls us to click Charissa – it doesn’t have to be scandalous, but if it gives me insight to the writer, I’m interested.

      1. Charissa says:

        So true. The bloggers I’ve connected with over the years have connected to me because of something personal they’ve shared at least once in a post. AFter the personal connection is made, I’ll usually read through anything of theirs even if it doesn’t necessarily always connect to me emotionally.

      2. Eli Pacheco says:

        Great point Charissa – I know I’ve appreciated that readers who aren’t interested in sports will read some posts on that topic, and find something they relate to anyway.

  13. Michelle, what a fun way to be introduced to Coach Daddy. I’m a first timer here, and I loved hearing all the sage advice. Even though my blogging is mostly for me and the intimate community that has grown from it, I always welcome hearing how the big dogs roll. I’m definitely checking out more here in these parts.

    1. Hi Susan! So cool to see you here 😉
      You are going to love Eli. In addition to being a talented writer, he’s also a fantastic daddy and person, too!

      1. Eli Pacheco says:

        Holy hash browns.

    2. Eli Pacheco says:

      Hey Susan – glad to add your site to my must-read list. I’m not sure how sage-ish my advice rates, but it’s kept me afloat awhile!

      Michelle’s the big dog here. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. I’m more the (mostly) house-trained Terrier.

      Enjoy your stay, and remember pizza’s on at around 6.

      1. Mmmmm….did somebody say pizza?

      2. Eli Pacheco says:

        Pizza’s the love that brings folks together.

      3. Thanks for the warm welcome! I’ll take my pizza with extra cheese.

      4. Eli Pacheco says:

        Interesting, because extra cheese is a given around here – so you must mean extra, extra cheese.

  14. Paul says:

    Very well written and informative . Thank you both for your input – much appreciated.

    1. Thank you for reading, Paul!

    2. Eli Pacheco says:

      Thanks – we’re like better than Kelly and Michael up in here.

  15. Ned's Blog says:

    I’ve enjoyed Eli’s stuff for quite a while, and Michelle… you know how I feel about you. So having the two of you together? BAM! Great advice on all levels, and I particularly liked 1) “I’m a grown-ass man with a lot of problems.” As a parent with three teens still at home, I’ve got that locked and loaded in my reply arsenal now… and 2) I couldn’t agree more with your summation of “writer’s block.” Just write. Anything. Sort of like coaxing your way out of constipation. A little at a time, painful at first, until everything is flowing again. Yeah, think of me as your writer’s block laxative.

    Really enjoyed this you two! 😉

    1. Eli Pacheco says:

      Ned, sometimes you just have to push.

      Great to have you here. Admiration is mutual.

      1. Ned's Blog says:

        Lol! That couldn’t be more succinct. Or susphincter. I’m not sure which is more gramatically correct…

      2. Eli Pacheco says:

        I believe susphincter is not grammatically correct, but definitely anatomically correct. er.

  16. “Grown ass man” is one of my favorite phrases ever. In fact, Eli used it in one of our early e-mail communications and it has stuck in my head as a keeper.
    Speaking of “keeper” – you totally need to use your reference to “writer’s block laxative” in your next NWOW post.
    *throws away another ruined keyboard because of Ned…

    1. Eli Pacheco says:

      Any time I have delusions of eloquence, something like “grown-ass man” slips off my fingers. Thanks, universe.

      Yes Ned – this is an idea you need to … run with.

      1. Love it!! I wish I could think of a come back that fast… maybe me and the universe should have a chat! 😀

      2. Eli Pacheco says:

        The universe loves to steal my lunch money. but I’ll come back tomorrow with more.

      3. arty arty arty….. ! that was a groaner!! 😉

      4. Eli Pacheco says:

        There’s plenty of those around here, CW!

  17. Wonderful!! I love all of your obstacles and how to solve them. I just don’t see how they will all work for me! *sigh* but you’re both awesome!!! Thank you for introducing me to yet ANOTHER blogger who will inspire me to uhm…. er.. uh keep writing!!
    GO ROYALS!!!!! 😉

    1. You pick what works for you! Remember, this is FOR you and there are no real rules, right? I am my own worst enemy – that’s where CD comes in and makes it all better 😉
      Thanks for hopping over here and reading – you’ve been a busy little lady!!

      1. Eli Pacheco says:

        Heck, the rules change all the time anyway.

      2. I have been busy.. just not busy writing! *sigh* But I am putting some things in place to hopefully make it better! 🙂

      3. You are always busy, lady! What I wouldn’t give for the hamster wheel to stop. xo

      4. Eli Pacheco says:

        Your baseball hamster wheel sure hasn’t stopped, Mick. #GoRoyals

      5. Eli Pacheco says:

        Got get ’em tonight!

      6. Eli Pacheco says:

        I imagine writing as my only recourse to get more nachos, and suddenly I can write at will.

      7. AMEN Sista! AMEN!! 😉

    2. Eli Pacheco says:

      Your Royals give my Rockies hope! (Okay, that’s a stretch, but I’m glad you’re not the yankees.)

      The way things work for my blog change all the time. And a lot of times, it’s the perception of working that makes the difference. If I think I’m tall … well, I’m tall. Right?

      1. And, hey. I’m tall, too! And legs that go all the way up to my eyeballs – yeah, sure…. 🙂

      2. Ohhhh! Good one!!

      3. I LOVE Mike Wazowski!! He RULES Eyeball and all! ! And so does Sulley.. ahem, “Kitty!” he he! 😀 It’s ok Michelle, you can wish to be tall! 😉

      4. Eli Pacheco says:

        Michelle’s just … compact.

      5. Ha ha ha! Yeah… They say dynamite comes in small packages! 😉

      6. Eli Pacheco says:

        That’s what security at Kaufman Stadium said.

  18. LOL. Nutrition isn’t b-o-r-i-n-g, Mickey. Ha ha ha. Very cute questions. You are good at sounding more unsure than you are.

    1. Eli Pacheco says:

      It’s endearing, isn’t it?

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